Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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