Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
Randomize
