what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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