If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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