Having a random hookup so left but love u
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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