Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
one two three fourrrrnication!
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
Randomize
