I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
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I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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