you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
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