who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Randomize
