I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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