But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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