I could make wine with my vomit
I wish i was in the wii world.
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
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and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
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There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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