would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
I pour the whiskey from now on
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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