Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
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Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
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I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
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