Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
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