It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
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the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
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I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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