Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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