yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
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You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
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I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
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