I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
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First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
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Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
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