Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Your topless pictures make me question reality
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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