what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
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I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
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People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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