So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
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I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
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Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
How does it feel to date your dad?
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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