You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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