he shaved USA in his pubs
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
So squirting runs in the family.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
Randomize
