Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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