I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
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