Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
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I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
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Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
I'm both gender and math confused
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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