Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
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I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
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he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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