I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
I don't think brook has ever known best
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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