the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
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being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
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God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
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