You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
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Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
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Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
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