omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
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they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
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Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
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