I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
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