With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
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Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
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We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
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I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
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