omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
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Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
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there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
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