omg this kid i'm babysitting is making a penis out of playdough ahhhh.
He just rolled me a 'baby penis' as opposed to his 'big boy' penis that he crafted...he just demanded that I roll him a penis.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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