So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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