I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
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apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
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I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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