You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
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Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Some dudes just stopped and stared at me peeing in the street for like 5mins, and I yelled HEY. HEY. WANT ME TO SHIT IN YOUR MOUTH? I'LL SHIT ON YOUR CHEST FOR FIVE DOLLARS, PAPI
this is why i love drunk you
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
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I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Pants are for mortals
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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