with your own penis?
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Terrible idea I love it
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Randomize
