Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
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smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
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I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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