There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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