Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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