My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
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So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
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dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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