So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
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