Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
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just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
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THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
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