I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
Text me some of your sweat
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