Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
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im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
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I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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