We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
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on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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