Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
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I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
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Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
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