i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
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Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
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Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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