I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
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