you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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